What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?

Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”

What! how could you do that?

So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.

Is the Trump-Zelenskyy meeting a preview of what the US is going to do to Taiwan?

What do you mean son?

My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”

“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”

So I’m getting piano lessons and my teacher wants me to get an upright piano instead of a keyboard. An upright piano is way above my price range, so what do I do? And what’s the difference between an upright piano and a keyboard?

Do you know what she said mum?

Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.

Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?

Why does my narcissistic ex told me that he f*cked and sleep with other woman and then at the end says that it also happened because of me?

About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.

“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”

Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.

Is love natural, or is it somehow created?

She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”

Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!

What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?

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True - how I loved my mum!